The rules

1. Someone throws out a simple topic - must be a post.
2. 3-4 days to respond with a work of semi-stream-of-consciousness and semi-effort. It's all for fun to see what we come up with.
3. Best story gets to call the next topic :-).
   
4. No cheating. Damnit.
5. I've allowed Comments, but only by us for now.
6. Chicklets don't have left feet.